I Am FromI am from that indigo moment before dawn ( Read more... )

Monday he say's I'm fair of face;
Tuesday he's stalking my MySpace.
Wednesday he wants me to turn on my cam;
Thursday he's taking off his pants.
Friday he says "you're on again?"
Saturday he wonders if we're still friends.
Sunday I think he got religion.
IM Romance in a week, ain't it Bitchin'?

( Very Terrible Joke, behind a cut to Spare the Unwary )

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